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Tru dat
This is quite possibly my most favorite picture on the internet
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
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Gerudo Valley Dubstep Remix - Ephixa (Download at www.Ephixa.com Zelda Step) (by DjEphixa)
Holy fuckballs.
more mtg sexiness.
Magic’s panoramic lands are always amazing. These have just improved on that!
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wowah totally never noticed that
I wish my Yugioh cards did that XD
A Link to the Past Re-Imagined as Magic: The Gathering Expansion
GamesRadar contributor KREATIVEassassin took various enemies, characters, lands, etc from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and re-imagined them as a 242-card Magic: The Gathering expansion pack. Here’s what Ganon looks like.
You can check out the rest at GamesRadar.
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I fucking hate root beer.
I know you love it but, man, gpoy
So I’m not the only person in the world then…
How dare you….we have had this conversation before lottie.
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Crumpet Eating Woofter.: My brother almost got in a fight yesterday. »
Let’s talk about Matt for a moment.
When we lived in Omaha, we’d visit the gorilla house at the zoo. The silver backs used to enjoy charging the glass to scare the visitors (which brings up some interesting discussions about just who was observing who) and while grown men were…
First and foremost, root beer is fan-fucking-tastic. Secondly, its like 6’3” and 200, on a light day. But if you’re gunna pick a fight with a kid, atleast half your age, don’t bitch out once you see that he’s 3” taller than you, 40lbs heavier than you, and most certainly not afraid to get two inches from your face when he tells you to fuck off. Nut up or shut up. And thirdly, don’t let little miss lottiebites fool you, she pretty much insulted everyone and everything that wasn’t her when she was talking about the root beer and such. So you’re welcome world, I’ve got your back like a sweater bro and bro-ettes.
So. Many. Tears.
Last Christmas in the house I grew up in is very emotional.
I don’t think my siblings realized that this was our last Christmas in this house. I never lived here, so I can’t really say too much about it. But I think it’s going to hit them later that after a decade here, they’re going to move.
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Christmas lights by Will.
You know you want this in your house.
(special guest appearance by dabigmp’s arm)
Thats a nice looking arm, I love how it just really makes the lights pop
Any ATL Tumblrs feel like drinking tonight?
Hit me up yo.
Yo.
